Most of you know stories of my wonderful father, Keith. If not, check out these "Keith stories." Well, here's another gem. Earlier this week, he called my sister, Charlyce. He owed her some money so he was calling to confirm her address.
KEITH: So what's your address?
CHARLYCE: 14214 Via Del...
KEITH: 2412...
CHARLYCE: No, 14214 Via Del Abrigo.
KEITH: What?
CHARLYCE: 14214 Via Del Abrigo.
KEITH: Hold on, I've got a customer. I'l call you back.
So Charlyce waited. Finally, after about 30 minutes, Keith called her back.
KEITH: Okay Charlyce, I just put the check in the mail.
CHARLYCE: Did you get my address right?
KEITH: Oh &#*$. I think I forgot to include the check.
A few days later, Charlyce opens her mailbox to find Keith's envelope. It's wide open, not sealed whatsoever. Wasn't even moistened. And, as miracle would have it, there was a check inside.
A blank check. Completely blank.
So, let's recap. Keith put a blank check into an envelope, didn't seal it and dropped it in the mail. Completely normal, right?
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3 comments:
Oh my gosh thank you for making me laugh - again - at your dad.
Everyone should be lucky enough to meet Keith.
Especially those who want to get high and not worry about getting caught because, hey, he'll just walk on by with nary a thought to the girls that look sort of familiar with a cloud of smoke around them!
WOW!!!! I lOVE IT!!!! Keith rocks- don't think that I ever got to meet him- blank checks can be good, no?!?!?
yeah, that's fairly normal.....for keith.
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